State Visit 101


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Hello and hi. Donald Trump’s state visit to the UK is heavily trending in the news. Of course it is. The state visit to the UK later this year, has sparked anger and outrage here in the UK and across the world. Essentially, Trump’s ban on entry for nationals of 7 Muslim-majority countries has got people seeing red. As a result, a petition has been signed by over a million people who are calling for the state visit to be cancelled. Of course, you know of all of this-or we simply can’t be friends. Sorry (not sorry). But what exactly is a state visit? Luckily, I am here to help you. You are welcome. Ok, let’s do this.

State Visit: General Overview

A state visit is a formal visit by a head of state to a foreign country. Specifically, it is an invitation of that country’s head of state (with the latter acting as the official host) so, here in the UK, the head of state is Queen Elizabeth II and not the Prime Minister. In brief, the Queen has invited the ‘President’ for some tea, a nice chat and some rather fancy food at Buckingham Palace. Hope The Donald can read or speak French, as the menu will be in French. Yup.

Essentially, state visits are pretty grand affairs and the aim of them is to strengthen relationships between countries. This is the crux of state visits. Further, in the UK, heads of state of foreign countries are invited to visit the Queen on the advice of the Foreign and Commonwealth Office. Normally, the Queen will usually receive one or two heads of state a year. Since becoming monarch in 1752 (I kid…she became monarch in 1952) the Queen has hosted 109 state visits.

State Visit itinerary

A state visit will last a couple of days. It commences as the Queen and members of the Royal Family greet their invited guests/visitors with a ceremonial welcome-normally on Horse Guards Parade. The guest/visitor/foreign head of state will usually stay at Buckingham Palace, Windsor Castle or occasionally at Palace of Holyroodhouse in Edinburgh (but I think that this is pretty rare).

The guest/visitor is invited to inspect a Guard of Honour before travelling back to the palace in a carriage procession, escorted by mounted soldiers from the Household Cavalry. I have actually seen this a few times-it is a pretty grand thing to see. Yes. Yes, it is. Anyway, the ‘welcome campaign’ is then accompanied by gun salutes fired from Green Park and the Tower of London. Normally in the evening-on the day of the arrival-the visitors are hosted at a sate banquet held in the Buckingham Palace ballroom. This is a very big deal.

During the banquet, the Queen will make a speech a propose a toast to the visiting head of state-and they in return, will toast the Queen. Donald of course, will be toasting with ginger ale as he (nor any of his children) drink alcohol. Yes, he is stone cold sober making all those crazy decisions along with issuing these nonsensical executive orders. But, I digress…Anyway, the costs of the state visit including accommodation, transport and food is covered by the Foreign and Commonwealth Office (FCO).

So, that it in a nutshell. A state visit is just a big welcome party. If you want to more (and I am guessing you do) I previously blogged about state visits/banquets, in precise and poignant detail here. Happy reading.






Trump State Visit to the UK: UPDATE

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Hello and hi. It is official. Kim Jong-un is no longer the craziest leader of modern times. That coveted spot has now been taken by our ‘President’ Donald Trump. Trump’s travel ban and crackdown on US immigration only confirmed what we already knew-that Trump is crazier than a box of frogs. Yup.

Here is an update:

  • A petition to stop Trump’s state visit has gathered more than 900K signatures since Saturday. (Only 10K signatures are needed for Parliament to consider debating a petition).
  • The visit was announced during the PM’s trip to the US-although no date has been set (but it is expected to take place later this year).
  • Buckingham Palace has declined to comment on the row.
  • A Downing Street source told the BBC: “America is a hugely important ally”
  • Shadow Attorney-General Shami Chakrabati said that the government’s position “sound like appeasement.” Boom.

The Petition

The petition was started by solicitor, Graham Guest of Leeds. He started the online petition for one reason and one reason only, he simply did not want the Queen to shake Donald Trump’s hand. In only a few hours, the petition had gained over 300K signatures.  Guest simply did not want the Queen to meet with Trump and have Trump embarrass the 90 year old monarch-given his track record of “misogyny and vulgarity.”

The petition initially had just 40 signatures in its first eight weeks and has quickly risen to over 300K on Sunday. It came as a big surprise to Guest, as he explained that the petition originally had nothing to do with Trump’s immigration policy. You see, Guest, was only trying to protect the Queen. Bless.

Guest admitted that Trump’s announcement on Friday, regarding strict travel restrictions on people from 7 majority-Muslim countries “changes things slightly” and added that “Its added a new dimension to things and until the ban is lifted I don’t think he should come to the country at all in any capacity.” Yes. Indeed. I do believe that Guest now has a spokesperson or communications director. Such a beautifully crafted statement does not often come out of Leeds. (Ouch Leeds: you want some ice for that burn?) But Guest insists that his primary concern is still the “poor old Queen.”

Guest also added, “I mean, if he’s photographed stood next to the Queen it makes him look like a statesman, which of course he’s not.” Guest concluded by saying that there was not a specific thing that Trump had done that spurred hi to start the petition, it was just the President’s general demeanour.

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In closing, once a petition gets over 10K signatures-the Government is required to provide and official response. Petitions that reach over 100K signatures must be considered for a debate in Parliament. At present, there are approximately 900K signatures. That is all.













Trump’s state visit to the UK…

Hello and hi. It was recently announced that President Trump was invited by the Queen for a State visit. He of course, graciously accepted. Trump touts himself as an anglophile-is he really an anglophile? I think he is perhaps Pro Scottish (as his Mum was Scottish*) but he is totally anti SNP (Scottish National Party). Anyway, if you don’t already know, an anglophile is someone who is fond of or greatly admires Great Britain.

A proposed state visit to the UK by President Trump may or may not happen-now that he has issued an executive order, clamping down on immigration to the US. Labour Leader Jeremy Corbyn said it would be “totally wrong” for the visit to go ahead later this year, as reported by the BBC. In addition, a petition to stop the state visit has now reached over 300K signatures-which means that it will be considered for debate in Parliament. Yup. However, Downing Street (where our PM lives) was asked for a response regarding the calls to cancel – and a spokesman said: “We extended the invite and it was accepted.”

In addition, Corbyn added (on ITV’s Peston on Sunday) “I think we should make it very clear that we are extremely upset about it, and I think it would be totally wrong for him to be coming here while that situation is going on. ” Indeed. I am not a massive fan of Labour Leader, Jeremy Corbyn, but I do agree with him on this.  Corbyn went on to say, “I think he has to be challenged on this. I am not happy with him coming here until that ban is lifted, quite honestly. ”


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In addition, The Lib Dems chimed in as well. Liberal Democrat leader, Tim Farron commented, “Any visit by President Trump to Britain should be on hold until his disgraceful ban comes to an end.” Yes, totally agree with you on that, Tim. Farron ended by saying:  “…otherwise Theresa May would be placing the Queen in an impossible position of welcoming a man who is banning British citizens purely on grounds of their faith.”



In addition to Corbyn and Farron, Alex Salmond-SNP’s foreign affairs spokesperson indicated that the state visit would be “a very bad idea” followed by “you shouldn’t be rushing into a headlong relationship with the President of the United States.” Yikes…slight dig at our PM, Theresa May. Like she even cares what Alex Salmond thinks-I know for a fact, she does not.

Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan also agreed that the visit should not happen while the executive order was in place. He added, “I am quite clear, this ban is cruel, this ban is shameful, while this ban in is place we should not be rolling out the red carpet for President Trump.”


So there were of course, loads of other politicians who were not in favour of Trump’s state visit to the UK…too many to list here. Whether he comes or not, time will tell-am not sure if this issue will even be debated in Parliament-but it could happen. Anyway, I will leave you with this…Sarah Wollaston, Conservative MP for Totnes tweeted earlier that the US President should NOT be invited to address the Houses of Parliament, saying that Westminster Hall “should be reserved for leaders who have made an outstanding positive difference in the world.” Good point, Sarah.

The  state visit to the UK was announced during our PM’s trip to the US recently. No date has been set (but it will most likely be in the summer…if it happens. IF). That is all .



*As mentioned, Trump’s Ma was originally from Scotland. Mary Anne MacLeod was from the Hebridean Island of Lewis-which is off the west coat of Scotland.  She emigrated to America and met and married Frederick Trump (who was of German origin). Hmm…I do believe my President is a massive hypocrite. But of course, I already knew that.




Meet Ed Sheeran


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Hello and hi. Do you know who Ed Sheeran is? No? Luckily, I am here to help. You are welcome, mate.  Edward Christopher Sheeran was born 17 February 1991. Baby! He is an English singer, songwriter and occasional rapper and actor. Born in Halifax, West Yorkshire and raised in Framlingham, Suffolk. Sheeran attended the Academy of Contemporary Music in Guilford, Surrey-as an undergraduate from the age of 18, in 2009. In 2011, Sheeran independently released the extended play, ‘No. 5 Collaborations Project’-which caught the attention of both Elton John and Jaime Fox. Wow. Later, after signing with Asylum Records, his debut album was ‘+’ (read as ‘plus’) and was released on 9 September. Fast forward to today and Sheeran has been certified seven-times platinum in the UK. Respect. The above album, contained the single ‘The A Team” which earned him the Ivor Novello Award for Best Song Musically and Lyrically. In 2012, Sheeran won the Brit Awards for Best British Male Solo Artist and British Breakthrough Act.

Sheeran is popular back home in the US as well-and made a guest appearance on Taylor’ Swift’s 4th studio album, ‘Red.’ In addition, ‘The A Team’ was nominated for Song of the Year at the 2013 Grammy Awards-where he performed the song with Elton John. Wow. Amazing and unbelievable in equal measure. In 2013, Sheeran spent much of 2013 opening for Swift’s The Red Tour in North America dates. Apparently the pair are quite good friends-which is good-I mean, Taylor needs to be friends with herself first, instead of dating every man that crosses her path. Harsh? Maybe. But I only wrote what you were probably thinking. Yup.

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In 2013, Sheeran performed 3 sold-out shows at New York’s Madison Square Garden as a headline act. Fantastic for him-don’t you think? I certainly do. Sheeran’s second studio album: ‘x’ (read as ‘multiply) was released on 23 June 2014. It peaked at number 1 in the UK and the US. In 2015, x won the Brit Award for Album of the Year-and he received the Ivor Novello Award for Songwriter of the Year. His single from ‘x’ Thinking Out Loud earned our Ed 2 Grammy Awards at the 2016 ceremony (Song of the Year and Best Pop Solo Performance). Further, as part of his world tour, Sheeran played 3 sold out concerts at London’s Wembley Stadium in July 2015-his biggest solo shows to date.

Fast forward to today, Sheeran’s third album ‘divide’…but it is depicted as the symbol not the word will be released in March 2017. The first two singles from the album ‘Shape of You’ and ‘Castle on the Hill’ which are pretty fantastic (in my opinion) and were released in January 2017.

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So, that is who Ed Sheeran is. He is probably one of the most successful musicians of  contemporary British pop culture. And plus, he just seems like a nice guy, a regular person,  which of course, is an added bonus. I mean, no one has time for artists who behave badly, throw temper tantrums and need exactly 37 white roses in their dressing room, bottles of Mountain Dew (slightly chilled), along with shag carpet installed the same colour of the sky on summer day in NY. Yes, Mariah Carey, I have heard the rumours. Behave yourself, girl. Anyway, Ed Sheeran is pretty fab and clearly a gifted singer, songwriter and he is only getting warmed up. Respect.

Below is a song from his new album (to be released in March). The song is called: ‘Shape of You.’ There is no video yet, but for now, here is the official  lyric video. Hope you like it.



p.s. You can find ‘Castle on the Hill’- Sheeran’s other new song and video here













Happy Friday!

Hello and hi. Congratulations! You made it to Friday…and me, as well. Massive relief! So, to celebrate, have a listen of this rather sweet song which is sad, lovely, bittersweet and totally fantastic. Yes. Yes, it is. Hope you like it as much as I do. And now… here is Ed Sheeran’s, ‘Castle on the Hill’. Let me know if you see any elements of YOU in this song and if this song resonates with you (as it did with me). Enjoy!



BREXIT Bill Published (now what?)

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Hello and hi. Yes, another Brexit post. You, are of course…welcome! Ok, let’s do this. Let’s get down with it. Let’s get jiggy with it. Let’s hop on the left foot and do the right thing. I think you get the point.  So, this happened….

The Brexit bill has been published. Slowclap. My goodness, it is awfully short. I mean, I have written longer ‘thank you’ letters. Truth. The legislation actually paves the way for the government to start the Brexit process. This simply means that the bill allows the government to trigger Article 50 (the formal process for leaving the EU) and has been subsequently published, after the UK Supreme Court ruled that Parliament must have a say, before Brexit proceedings proceed. Confused? Same here. But, I think you get the idea.

The EU (Notification of Withdrawal) Act 2017 will give our PM the power to take Britain out of the EU. You listening, Scotland? Yes, Nicola Sturgeon, I am speaking to you. Yup. Anyway, the bill contains just 2 clauses. Gasp. The first says:

“The Prime Minister may notify, under Article 50(2) of the Treaty on European Union, the United Kingdom’s intention to withdraw from the EU.” And the second clause states, “this section has effect despite any provision made by or under the European Communities Act 1972 or any other enactment.” Real simple. Yes. Yes, it is.

David Davis, Brexit minister added/warned that the “point of no return” for Brexit had already been passed. Erm..ok. We get it, David. We do understand-just like we understand that ‘Brexit means Brexit’ which is no different from saying: a bar of soap is a bar of soap.’ It is what it is. Davis also added, “This does not change the fact that the UK will be leaving the European Union.”



The timetable has yet to be set for the debates and votes (although I could be wrong…sometimes I am) in the House of Commons and House of Lords-but Downing Street indicated that the debates and votes could happen as early as next week.

MP’s and peers are currently preparing to table loads of amendments to the government’s Brexit bill-in an attempt to water down the bill. Yikes. They are saying that the Labour Party might introduce 4 amendments, intended to help Britain avoid becoming a “bargain basement tax haven.” Hmm…doubt that that is ever going to happen. This is not the Caymen Islands. Indeed it is not.

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In addition, the Labour party will also demand the Commons is granted a “meaningful” vote on the outcome of any deal with the EU. Yes of course that will happen. Labour needs to calm down, dear. For real.

In addition, The Scottish National Party (SNP) on Tuesday vowed to table 50 amendments to the bill. Lordy. Its demands include forcing the government to seek the consent of the devolved administrations in Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland over triggering Article 50. Am pretty sure First Minster of Scotland, Nicola Sturgeon is behind this. Great. Good. But come on Nicola, please honey child, you are making this Brexit process more painful that it needs to be. Please know that I would speak to Nicola with a bit more respect, in person (but the sentiment would be the same).

On Wednesday, our PM, Theresa May announced the government would also set its Brexit plans in a White Paper (a government policy document, which sets out proposals for future acts of Parliament). No date has been set for its publication. Let us hope that White Paper is longer than the Brexit Bill. Yup.










My final post on BREXIT (just kidding)



Hello and hi. I do realise that I have practically drowned you all with a plethora of Brexit posts recently. Sorry, not sorry. Seriously though, thanks for reading-this is an important issue, and I thought you ought to know about it. So yesterday was a pretty big day here in the UK. Yes, yes it was. So, this happened…

Yesterday the UK Supreme Court ruled that MP’s must vote on whether the government can vote on the Brexit process. Essentially, that is the crux of it. Specifically, the judgement simply means that our Prime Minister, Theresa May, cannot begin talks with the EU (read: Germany and France) until MP’s and peers give their approval. Further, the court ruled that the Scottish Parliament and Welsh and Northern Ireland assemblies did not need a say.

Wow. So much for having a devolved government in Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland. Of course, First Minister of Scotland, Nicola Sturgeon was steaming mad when she heard that, but Wales and Northern Ireland were pretty ok with it. Plus, Northern Ireland is having a bit of a difficult time as their devolved government has collapsed due to Martin McGuinness stepping down. There is plenty I could say about Deputy First Minister of Northern Ireland, Martin McGuinness, but this is neither the time nor place. Nope.

Brexit Secretary, David Davis promised a parliamentary bill “within days.” Wow, that is super quick. A bit too quick for my liking, but that’s just me. So, the Government lost its appeal, MP’s must now vote and Gina Miller is catching hell for sticking her nose in and bringing this case all the way to the Supreme Court. Also,  British people are largely tired of anything to do with Brexit, not me though, I live for this stuff. Clearly. Anyway, you see our PM, thought she could make a decision and bypass the British public-she thought she could use her own executive powers/prerogative power in order to invoke Article 50. Oh how wrong she was.

What the UK Supreme Court Said 

Supreme Court President Lord Neuberger upon reading out the judgement, said:

  • “By a majority of eight to three, the Supreme Court today rules that the government cannot trigger Article 50 without an act of Parliament authorising it to do so”
  • “Withdrawal effects a fundamental change by cutting off the source of EU law, as well as changing legal rights” (Uggh..ain’t nobody got time for that. Nope)
  • “The UK’s constitutional arrangements require such changes to be clearly authorised by Parliament.” (note the language: ‘constitutional arrangements’ Bril!)

Of course, Lord Neuberger said more-the judgement was 96 pages long. But I have nicely summed it up for you. You are welcome.

So, what happens now? Well, a Brexit bill could be introduced as early as Thursday, as reported by the BBC. That is terribly fast. If anyone from the Government is reading this blog (and I assume you are) if you need any help drafting that bill, any sure to reach out to me. Or you can find me at my usual spot, in reception of Portcullis House*. That is all.


* Portcullis House is an office building in Westminster-commissioned in 1992 and opened in 2001 to provide offices for 213 members of parliament and their staff.