Hello and hi. It has been quite some time since I blogged about the royal family. If you are interested (and I hope you are) take a stroll through my previous posts on the royal family. Do it. Do it now. Please and thanks.
So, as you may or may not know-The Queen and Prince Harry are my favourite royals. Prince Charles is ok in small doses and as for Camilla-let’s just say that I am warming up to her. These things take time, people. Yes, yes they do. So our Prince Harry…he is simply the best. Is he not? He sure is. However, the poor chap will NOT marry his (current) American girlfriend. Sigh. Oh sure, he probably wants to…but his grandmother, the Queen, would never allow it. Who knows, maybe once she dies-about 25 years from now-he may marry his American girlfriend. But, let’s face it-25 years is a long time to wait to marry someone.
As you may or may not know, our Harry is in a relationship with American actress, Meghan Markle. She seems a talented, bright, funny and generally a nice person. She is also an actress. Oh Meghan gurl, if you ARE reading this-just know that you would have to give up your career as an actress if you were to marry Harry. Yes girl, no work for you. *Slowclap* You are simply kidding yourself if you think that you would be allowed to continue to work if you married our Harry. But it really does not matter as you will never be a part of the royal family. The Queen would simply not allow it. No. No, she would not.
That being said, there are plenty of reasons why your marriage to Harry would never take place. PLENTY. But probably the most damning of them all points to the recent pictures that have recently surfaced of you. Yikes. So it appears as though Meghan Markle, 35, was previously married to movie producer Trevor Engleston back in 2011. So far, no problem. People get married. Yup. But do people get married and divorced? Again, so far, no problem. Allow me to break it down for you…do people get married, divorced, date a royal then marry them? Erm…the answer to that is a firm NO.
Oh sure, there have been exceptions-I mean, take a look at Wallis Simpson-that American who hailed from Baltimore was married and divorced twice before she met and married her THIRD husband, Prince Edward, who eventually abdicated the throne to marry her. Now, that’s real love. Anyway, the point is-our Wallis had a heck of a time in the royal family and she was immediately disliked due to her twice-divorced status and the fact that she was American and not from the establishment. But oh my goodness, could Wallis dress her socks off or what? That woman had mad (read: wonderful) style. But, I digress.
Here she is below with Prince Edward on their wedding day. What a fantastic picture! Our Wallis looks effortlessly elegant and Prince Edward looks pretty dashing. He sure does. Respect.
Anyway, back to Meghan. So, Meghan got hitched, married a guy then got divorced. The pictures have now surfaced. Goodbye Meghan and Tally ho. When the Queen sees these pictures-and she will-she will no doubt, scream silently into a paper bag (as one does). In brief, these pictures will give the Queen ample and added ammunition as to why Prince Harry should not and will not marry that American girl. Married before? Cavorting on a beach in a skimpy bikini? Drinking beer? Oh dear girl-have you lost your mind? No. Just no. Oh well, there are plenty more fish in the sea, Meghan…just try to remember that. And now, the pictures ‘borrowed’ from The Daily Mail.
Meghan married in Ochos Rios, Jamaica. She married after SEVEN years of dating her then-boyfriend, now divorced-husband. Erm…who dates for SEVEN years? I think Dr. Phil would have something to say about that. Anyway, speaking of weddings….Meghan will be attending a wedding with Prince Harry in a few weeks time-not theirs of course (as they will NEVER be married). The pair will be attending the wedding of a friend of Prince Harry-his best friend Tom Inskip-who will be getting married in Jamaica. I guess, Jamaica is the place to get married. Isn’t that right, Meghan? Anyway, it will be a chance for Meghan to get to know Prince Harry’s inner circle of friends. Am sure a wonderful time will be had by all.
In closing, Prince Harry will NEVER marry his American girlfriend simply because the Queen would never allow it. That is all.