Hello and hi. Sorry chaps, no BREXIT news today. But not to worry-there is always tomorrow. *holds breath in excitement about the prospect about writing about BREXIT tomorrow. Does a pixie-like dance.*
Anyway, have you been to Carrickfergus? No? Me neither. It seems a nice place. Carrickfergus is located in County Antrim in Northern Ireland. Knowledge is power, people. Here is my next question. Ready? You like goats? No? You have got to be KIDDING me. I heart goats. I mean, just look at them. Adorb.
Recently in Carrickfergus, a goat went on a rampage and actually head-butted a pensioner and jumped on cars AFTER being refused entry to a shop in County Antrim. Hmm. Somebody was hungry. Seriously people, I can’t even make this stuff up. And of course the goat in question was named: Billy. Because he was a billy-goat. Still don’t believe me? I can assure you I am not KIDDING. No. No, I am not. Read about Billy’s exploits here in: Goat gone wild. You are welcome.