Hello and hi. If you read my blog, well then, you know that I currently do not have any love for Taylor Swift. As for Tom Hiddleston…I have all the time in the world for him. He is my fav after Idris Elba, of course. Taylor Swift, what can I say that I have not said already? A heck of a lot. Pictured above is Taylor frolicking with her friends-many of them are in her inner circle or her ‘squad’ as she calls them. Hmmm. Where are the ugly friends? Where are the friends with a bit of ‘junk in their trunk?’ And where are the friends who are of different ethnic minorities? Yes, Taylor Swift, I think I am asking some important questions. And what is your answer young ladee?
So check it. Tom and Taylor are all gaga over each other. Good for him. Rebound much Taylor? You only broke up with Calvin Harris on 2 June. You then rebounded with Tom on 15 June. Oh I read the news honey (when I am not blogging about BREXIT). So sweet, you guys went to Rome, you have met each other’s parents. And now you and your squad are frolicking with your latest piece of eye candy. Am I being too harsh? Probably. Am I right about everything I am saying? Yes. Yes, of course I am.
Oh and Tom, if you are reading this. Please pay attenion. Thanks, that would be great. You are 35 years old. That girl-child is only 26 years old and let’s face it, her track record is real bad. Do you want to be in a long line of ex’s? One does not need to wear a shirt professing love for another. In addition, a temporary tattoo bearing the initials of Miz Taylor is a big no-no. Are you 10 years old? Please get a grip and steady yourself, mate. Where ever, you left your sense…please collect it. Anyway, here are some pictures and pictures do not lie.
One last thing. Taylor Swift: I see that you brought Apple (Music) to its knees, not too long ago and they publicly apologised to you. You are clearly a powerful and influential person. But please leave Tom A-L-O-N-E. Oh, and please don’t sue me. Thanks, that would be great.