London Property Prices are out of control. The end. For real. I have often waxed lyrical about house prices in London. It is frankly, ridic. I mean, who can afford to live in a house in London? And do you really want to live with your parents post-University? Err…not me. Not anyone.
Pictured above, in the middle is a 10ft wide property in South London that has gone on sale for…wait for it….are you sitting down? Grab a glass of water. Now swallow. Ok, the property above is listed for 800K. Oh my Lakshmi. Are you kidding me? For once, I am not kidding. The teeny tiny house actually has 2 bedrooms, a modern kitchen, a garden and a reception area. If you move in, I think you need to be well under 5 feet in height. And you better not be generous around the middle if you know what I mean. And I hope you don’t plan on entertaining guests. Ok, maybe you could invite ONE person over.
Here are some pictures of the smallest and MOST expensive house in London:
I think this is the kitchen. It could also double as a closet.
Here is the garden. Seems nice. Maybe might want to put some grass seeds down.
Oh look-storage. The entire house looks like storage as far as I’m concerned.
The living room and kitchen are an open space plan. Yikes. Not enough room to swing a cat. If you are into that sort of thing. And I hope you are not.
The bathroom is very modern. Not enough room for a wet room or Jacuzzi though. Sigh.
Here is the bedroom. I mean, walk-in closet.
Here is the 2nd bedroom. I mean, the 2nd walk-in closet.
The house seems nice. I am even tempted to pretend to be an interested buyer so I can actually see it with my own eyes. But, I’ve got better things to do. 800K seems a bit steep. If I had that kind of money I would buy a mansion in London. Oh wait, there goes a unicorn.