“The Special One”


Hey and hi. Here I go again with my limited knowledge of ‘the beautiful game’. So as you may or may not know, Jose Mourinho is about to be named manager for Manchester United. There have been a few glitches though. Yikes. I hate glitches. You see, apparently,  image rights negotiations are delaying Mourinho’s appointment as Manchester United Manager. As it has emerged that Chelsea still own his name as a trademark and could demand a six-figure sum from United before any deal is concluded. But really, this issue will not scupper his appointment at Old Trafford. Thank goodness. Mourinho is expected to be named as Louis Van Gaal’s replacement after the Dutchman was sacked on Monday DESPITE winning the FA Cup. Football is crazy. I don’t even watch it and I know very little about it. But you wouldn’t know it. Hah.

Oh, I nearly forgot why I even started this blog post. Ok, let’s do this. They call Jose Mourinho ‘The Special One.’ Yes. Why? Please give me a break. Is he really that special? While I was not looking-has he found a cure for breast cancer, the Zika virus and Lyme disease? Am guessing, no. What has he done that is so spectacularly wonderful? Please enlighten me. Please and thanks.

Well, believe it or not, Mourinho gave himself that name/moniker. Yes, yes he did. I could have told you he was arrogant (and I have done so in previous posts). When Mourinho moved to Chelsea in June 2004, he held a press conference upon joining the club and said, “Please don’t call me arrogant, but I’m European champion and I think I’m the special one.” Can you believe he said that? So, the media has dubbed him “The Special One.” I would like to give Mourinho the benefit of the doubt here-I mean, his first language is Portuguese and English is not his native tongue. But sorry, most Portuguese speak English perfectly well. I don’t think there were translation issues here. The guy is just arrogant. Yes, yes he is. But anyway, Good luck to him. I may not like the guy but I don’t have any ill will towards him. So yeah, that is why he is called ‘The Special One.’ And knowledge, is power, people.




University Fees (UK)

Female graduates

Salutations. University Fees. Uggh. The end. But seriously, everyone bemoans University Fees-both here and in the US. Tuition is WAY too high. In fact, I had a cousin who recently graduated from Princeton University. And while Princeton is a great school, its tuition fees are eye-wateringly diabolically high. In fact, if my cousin were to rob a bank, lets say that I would not be that surprised. For real.

Here in the UK, University Fees have had an interesting history. Tuition fees in the UK were INTRODUCED across the entire UK in 1998 under the Labour government as a means of funding tuition to undergraduate and postgraduate students at universities. Yes. Please read that again. Later on, tuition fee caps rose with the Higher Education Act 2004-under the Act, Universities in England could begin to charge variable fees of up to £3000 a year for students enrolling on courses as from the academic year of 2006-7. Wow. Then when University fees rose to 5K people began to loose their minds. I found it amazing. I thought those people should have been grateful to only pay 5K. But then again, if one was never expected to pay tuition then had to commence paying tuition, then I can see why they got mad. I get it. I don’t understand it, but I get it.

Current situation

Universities in England will now be able to increase tuition fees above £9000 from Autumn 2017. Yes, ‘Autumn’-they don’t say ‘Fall’ here. Anyway, it is believed that the increased tuition will ensure high-quality teaching. Further, the plans aim to encourage more competition and better consumer value for students. The government will announce in 2016-2017 which Universities are allowed to increase their fees. Sorana Vieru, vice president of the National Union of Students, said students would be “outraged” at the prospect of tuition fees being increased. Well I suppose so. Better not apply to ANY American Universities then. Don’t even think about Princeton.

That being said, maintenance grants/loans are available for students. Of course, you have to repay your student loans. Duh. One last thing, if there are any American college bound students looking to study abroad for F-R-E-E well then, Germany is your best bet. Look into it, I would if I were you. That is all.








Greetings. When you visit London Town (and I hope you do) why not stop and visit Devizes? Oh, you are not familiar with it? Allow me to wax lyrical about this beautiful place located in Wiltshire. Devizes is a market town and civil parish in the heart of Wiltshire, England. Pictured below is Wiltshire- a county in South West England.

Devizes serves as a centre for banks, solicitors and shops and also has an open market place where a market is held once a week. In addition, it has nearly 500 listed buildings (a listed building, in the UK, is one that has been placed on the Statutory List of Buildings of Special Architectural or Historic Interest), some notable churches, a Town Hall and a green at the heart of town. Its development grown around the 11th century Norman castle.

Brief History

Devizes Castle was built by Osmund, Bishop of Salisbury in 1080, but the town is not mentioned in the Domesday Book (a manuscript record of the ‘Great Survey’ of much of England and parts of Wales completed in 1086 by order of King William the Conqueror) as the castle was on the boundaries of the manors of Rowde, Bishops Cannings and Potterne became known as the castrum ad divisas (the castle at the boundaries), hence the name Devizes. Further, on John Speed’s map of Wilshire (1611) the town’s name is recorded as The Devyses.  The first castle on the site was of the motte and bailey (fortification of wood or stone) form and was probably made of wood and earth but was sadly burnt down in 1113. A new castle was subsequently built in stone by Roger Salisbury, Osmund’s successor. Devizes received its first charter in 1141 permitting regular markets. The castle changed hands several times during the civil war between Blois and Matilda in the 12th century. In addition, the castle held important prisoners, including Robert Curthouse, eldest son of William the Conqueror in 1106. Robert was kept in Devizes for 20 years, before being moved to Cardiff Castle.

The town has had churches since the 11th century and has 4 Church of England parish churches.  The oldest is dedicated to St John the Baptist and was founded in 1130.

From the 16th century, Devizes became known for its textiles-initially white woollen broadcloth but later the manufacture of serge (a type of twill fabric), druggert (coarse woollen fabric), felt and cassimere /Zephyr cloth. In the early 18th century, Devizes held the LARGEST corn market in the West Country of England (and also traded hops, cattle, horses and of course various types of cloth). Further, before the Corn Exchange was built in 1857 the trade in wheat and barley was conducted in the open, with sacks piled around the market cross.

In closing, Devizes is a lovely place with lovely people. You should visit. I would if I were you. Here are a few pictures of this magical place. And pictures do not lie.

 View of Caen Hill locks, Rowde, Devizes, Wilthsire

 Back in the day

  Long ago

Wadworth Ale is quite strong, but you should try it…


The rag and bone man (scrap metal dealer)

The butcher the baker and the rag and bone man who rings his bell and shouts ‘any old iron?’. I know you were waiting for the candlestick maker, but this is 2016 not 1816. The supermarket experience in the UK is made up of going to the butcher, the baker and others. Yes, we do have supermarkets but we don’t do Costco or Sam’s club.

Going to the butcher for the first time was a bit intimidating. There was meat everywhere perfectly tied with string. A fly buzzed hazily and the butcher behind the counter was burly and butch with thick sausage-like fingers. He wore a kind gap toothed smile and wiped blood on his apron. Get. Me. Out. seemed to resonate through my body as my vegetarian status was quietly contemplated. I must admit, I felt a bit lost. How could I order what I wanted when I didn’t even know the proper names of sections of the cow (or other animals)? Further, nothing looked familiar and of course nothing was cooked. ‘Hello Madam’ chirped the butcher, as he grinned broadly at me. ‘What are you after today?’ I thought sheepishly to myself-I am after the EXIT sign-can you please direct me in that direction? Am pretty sure he could smell my fear-I was in a butcher’s shop after all. He spoke to me politely. I told him what I was after and how many people were in my household. He proudly showed me his best cuts of meat and even told me how to cook them! It wasn’t so bad, my intermediary-err…my butcher educated me, helped me and wrapped my meat up nicely for me.

Next stop, the bakery…this was more my territory. The baker was a middle aged woman with bright shining eyes and ruddy cheeks. It did not escape me that she was generous around the middle. I liked her immediately and knew I could trust her. With my life, if needed.  We spoke politely about the weather as I ordered a 4 Marlborough buns, 3 Eccles cake, 2 Egg custard tarts and 1 Mince pie. I left happy and was pretty sure I would be visiting the dentist in the next week or so.

‘Any old iron?’ the old Gypsy with pockmarked skin called out as he drove his white van up and down the neighbourhood. What? He wants scrap metal? I just give it to him and then our transaction is complete? Yes. Weird but ok, I am cool with that. I recently heard a story that a couple had been cleaning out their kitchen, so they put their washing machine and tumble dryer in the front garden-a sort of temporary resting place. In the UK you will find the washing machine and tumble dryer in the kitchen. Weird. Don’t even get me started.  Anyway, the couple later returned to their garden to retrieve their white goods, but quickly realised that both items were gone. They had not heard the cry of ‘any old iron?’ as their washing machine and tumble dryer were subsequently scooped up by the scrap metal man.

The butcher, the baker, the rag and bone man and me. Welcome to England, mate.

She’s Baaaccck/Your Song/Rita Ora

Hello and hi. Guess who is back? ME!

Oh yeah, and Rita Ora. Rita Ora is back too. Our Rita has a new song out. Woot woot. Love this London girl.  Love her sass. How BEAUTIFUL is she? Love her fierce, funny, fantastic demeanour. I guess you can tell I am a fan. Oh, you don’t like her? No worries, mate. She is NOT for everyone. I mean…but if you don’t like her..just know this…we still cool. Yup.

Rita Sahatciu Ora was born 26 November 1990. Baby! Anyway, our Rita was the artist with the most number-one singles on the UK Singles Chart in 2012, with THREE consecutive singles reaching the top position. Wow. Just, wow.



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Anyway, back to ME. It is all about ME. So…yeah, I am back. Oh man, I got sooo many BREXIT posts up my sleeve. Yes. Yes, I do. So, watch this space. For real.

Hope you ‘lot’ (guys) are having a fun and safe summer. Be good. Or at least try to. 13 points for TRYING. Ha.

Hope you like Rita Ora’s video as much as I do. Isn’t she lovely? Cue Stevie Wonder.



Ed Sheeran is EVERYTHING

Hello and hi. Happy Friday, people. Or rather: Happy Fri-yay! Well done, you. You made it…so did I. Allegedly. Ha. As per usual, my week was ‘cray-cray’ (crazy)…but apart from that- it was mostly good. Yes. Yes, it was.

I promise you…I do have 2 Brexit posts nearly ready to go/ post (oh-please know that I go at my own pace…yeah a snail’s pace) but will soon post them. Defo (definitely).

But now…please check out this video/ song by our Ed Sheeran. So good. In fact Ed Sheeran is EVERYTHING. I heart this guy loads. Hope you like it as much as I do.


My(retro)current ‘jam’/Indigo Girls


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Hello and hi. I have plenty to say about Brexit. I sure do. But first…my (retro) current ‘jam’ is quite simply the best. True, the Indigo Girls are pretty ‘old school’ I mean, this song came out practically ages ago. So now that you know that I like the Indigo Girls, well then…you can probably figure out how old I am. Yikes. No worries.. just do me a favour….TELL NO ONE. If you do…I will deny everything-my age, knowing you and a whole lot more. I sure will. Yup.

I hope you like this song as much as I do. Truth.

NB Galileo by the Indigo Girls is quite excellent too. Check it out. Please and thanks.


BREXIT (and the German economy)

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Hello and hi. Yup, yet another Brexit post by me. Woot woot. If you think that Brexit is not an important issue then…sorry (not sorry) we can’t be friends. True, it may not be your cup of tea. Also, you may think that since you don’t live in the UK or Europe that it has no impact on you whatsoever. Please tell me you don’t think that, because it is simply not true. Excuse me as I step down from Brexit soapbox long enough to write a post..so anyway, here is what you need to know about Brexit and the German economy. Ok, let’s do this…

In speaking to HuffPost UK, the Association of German Chambers of Commerce and Industry (let’s call them DIHK for obvious reasons, including brevity) gave a rather stern caution, that even IF the UK strikes a moderately free trade deal with the EU, the impact of trade barriers would only be “reduced” and not completely neutralised. In other words: yellow and blue make green. I kid. It means exactly what it means.  It simply is a warning that this Brexit is not so Brexit-licious after all. The UK post-Brexit, will face uncertainty regarding trade with Germany. Yikes.

The DIHK painted a pretty pessimistic picture (oh how I love alliteration) regarding future trade with the UK. That being said, the Italian Chamber of Commerce in the UK was a tad more optimistic. You see, they predicted that the Italy’s exports to Britain would not be too drastically affected, post Brexit. Kind of hard to know that, but I certainly do appreciate their optimism. Yes. Yes, I do.

But it is important to remember that trade with Germany is worth BILLIONS more than that with Italy. In brief, the stark warnings from DIHK will only place undue pressure on the UK government, to secure a pretty strong Brexit deal with the EU ASAP. Yup. Good luck with that David Davies et al.

As reported in HuffPost UK, DIHK spokesperson, Thomas Renner indicated that “Brexit will damage the Germany as a whole, despite some single locations or companies who might benefit from the shifting jobs and investment from the UK or of a weaker British Pound.” Renner also added, “Even if Brexit will hit the British economy more, in the end it is a lose-lose situation” My goodness, Renner is not exactly Mr. Optimism now, is he? No. Nope. Nien. Renner also added in a negative Nancy sort of way that:

“Investment decisions will be affected too: a DIHK survey shows that 40% of German companies expect less trading with UK after Brexit and almost 10% plan relocations of investments from UK.”

Well, what can I say…the people voted to leave the EU in the Referendum. We are leaving the EU (eventually). Maybe you think it was the right decision. Maybe you don’t. But guess, what? Brexit is happening and the outlook is not looking that great. Nope. That being said…I should have said earlier that Germany is the UK’s biggest import partner-with approx. £6billion of goods coming into Britain (this number was accurate in November 2016…I do realise that we are nearly into August 2017-but the numbers are both accurate and massive in equal nature. Yes. Yes, they are. That is all.


Happy Wednesday/Best Fake Smile

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Hello and hi. Happy Wednesday. This song is EVERYTHING. Yup. That being said, I rarely use my: best fake smile. My smile is gen-u-ine . It sure is.  Love this song and this sweet boy-man-child. Have previously written/blogged on our James Bay. Yes. yes, I have.  Hope you like the song/video as much as I do.



UK, Norway & BREXIT (“Bye, Felicia”)



Hello and hi. UK, Norway & BREXIT. “Bye Felicia.” Before I commence on my usual tirade against BREXIT (sorry chaps, I am a proud REMAIN-ER-never mind I did not vote…I am not a UK citizen…but I got opinions. I sure do. You betcha.) allow me to first explain what “Bye Felicia” actually means. I mean, if you don’t know it…please know that that is perfectly OK. It is nearly impossible for you to know everything. That being said. Here goes…

“Bye, Felicia” is from the 1995 movie “Friday” written by and starring our very own Ice Cube. You have not seen it? Really? Es verdad? Kindly make some time to see this classic movie. Please and thanks. Anyway, in the movie, Felicia is an annoying, neighbour (played by actress, Angela Means) who has some drug dependency issues and almost routinely bothers brothers Craig and Smokey (played by Ice Cube and Chris Tucker) and when I say ‘bothers’-please know that she is pretty bothersome, in fact she incessantly asks Craig and Smokey for: drugs, asks to borrow their car et al.

How Annoying. I mean my neighbours will routinely ask me for sugar and I normally respond with a raised eyebrow, a forced smile and through clenched lips with: ‘oh dear, is the shop closed, then?’ Some might say I am mean-but guess what…I could be a lot worse things. Truth.

Anyway-Craig and Smokey would reply to Felicia’s bothersome requests with: “Bye Felicia”-in almost a dismissive sort of way. It was their way of saying: Bye, get lost, scram, I really can’t entertain you now…I think you get the point. Please tell me you do.  Anyway, now you know what “Bye Felicia” means. You are welcome.

Allow me to get to the crux of this post. Finally-right? Anyway…

So, this Brexit thing. It has me (and hopefully you, as well) going through changes. Yes. Yes, it does. I mean, what-ever. A former Europe minister has recently indicated that a model in which the UK could remain in the single market, post-Brexit, would be “very difficult for people to accept.” According to the BBC, Caerphilly MP Wayne David said the Norway model-favoured by First Minister Carwyn Jones-would in fact, lead to a “massive loss of sovereignty.”

Yikes. Jones later added that the Labour party needed to have a debate on its Brexit position. Erm…excuse me, perhaps before the Labour party discusses that-how about discussing a leadership change? I can’t even with Labour leader, Jeremy Corbyn. Nope. I mean…were I ever to see our Jeremy, I would be all: “cash me outside, howbowdat?” Like I said, I can’t even with Jeremy Corbyn. I am a peaceful warrior. I sure am. But I digress. Anyway, a spokesman for Mr Jones’ indicated/said single market access was key to protecting jobs. Perhaps. Perhaps not.

Norway 101

Norway is NOT in the EU but it still has access to the single market. In addition, Norway has to make a financial contribution and also, must accept the majority of EU laws-but here’s the thing…Norway does not have a say on how said laws are created. Right. Ok. Glass half full? Glass half empty? I guess Norway sees it as glass half full. In fact, if any Norwegians are reading this-do weigh in. Please and thanks.

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First Minister Carwyn Jones had a quick, albeit, informative trip to Norway back in January. A sort of crash course-to learn about its EU links. Jones concluded, post Norway, that the Norway example clearly demonstrated that the UK did not have to give up access to the single market when it leaves the EU. Speaking on Monday, he said, “We would not control the rules but we would have full and unfettered access.”

Mr David indicated that while the first minister was correct to focus on the importance of the single market (as many Welsh jobs depend on it) the Norway model was a step too far. David added “The big problem with simply adopting the Norwegian model is that we accept the laws which are made in the European Union, which we will be outside, without having any say on those laws that affect the single market.” Yes. Preach. Right on…I think you get the point.  David also added/proposed that the UK could possibly look at how elements of the Norway Model could work in part-instead of embracing it “hook, line and sinker.” Finally, someone is speaking sense. Meanwhile our illustrious (or not) PM is on holiday. Goodness, gracious me. What on earth? Honestly. What can I say about? Erm…”Bye Felicia.” That is all.






A ‘Special’ BREXIT Relationship (US/UK)

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Hello and hi. BREXIT. I have now waxed lyrical plenty on BREXIT. So much so, that I have often considered a ‘Brexit only’ blog. Yes. Yes, I have. But-am pretty busy (aren’t we all?) so… no ‘Brexit-only’ blog. Instead, just the occasional blog post on this fascinating (or not) topic. But between you and me, Brexit is terribly complicated and fascinating in equal measure. Maybe you don’t think so…but guess what? We still cool.

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As reported on the BBC (sorry FOX news, I have zero time for your nonsensical ramblings. For real.) the UK will shortly hold its first talks with the United States, in an attempt to etch-a-sketch (sketch) out potential details regarding a post-Brexit trade deal. Truth. *holds breath, clasps hands in steeple-like position and breathes audibly*

Liam Fox, International Trade Secretary, will spend two days in my hometown (cue Adele) with his US counterpart, Robert Lighthizer. I know very little about Robert-but know loads about our Liam. Yes. Yes, I do. Maybe later, I will write a blog post on him. Maybe. Anyway, I can tell you this..Brussels will not be too happy to know that the UK is window shopping regarding trade deals-technically the UK has not left the EU. In brief, we are still in the process of Brexit-ing. We sure are. In other words…EU rules mean that the UK cannot sign a trade deal until it has left the EU. Translation: Check it: you still in the club, mate. You can’t just up and leave. Nope.

Liam Fox, or rather Mr. Fox (who abhors foxes btw) indicated that it was entirely too early to say what would be covered in a potential deal. Too early. Oh please, Liam…I was not born yesterday. I know and you know- that the deal is already on the table. Theresa May, our PM and yours too- has told you to put a lid on it-I mean, no need to upset Brussels or even the British public-I mean, that would be bad. Very bad. In addition, various firms and trade unions have warned against the potential risks-trying to secure an agreement too quickly. In other words: slowly, slowly catchy the monkey. Which simply means: go slow, real slow. Don’t make any hasty decisions.

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In addition, the Department for International Trade indicated that said discussion were expected to focus on “providing certainty, continuity and increasing confidence for UK and US businesses as the UK leaves the EU.” In brief, that is diplomatic speak for: ‘erm…you have a crazy, potentially unhinged person in the White House- who is your current ‘leader’/President..this we know for certain. But… let us make certain that our special relationship, post-Brexit is solid and that we continue to be BFF’s’.  Seriously, that is what it means, I mean…you just got to read between the lines. Yes. Yes, you do.

In addition, Fox added, “The [UK-US trade and investment] working group is the means to ensure we get to know each other’s issues and identify areas where we can work together to strengthen trade and investment ties.”  Further, The British Chamber of Commerce (BCC) director general, Adam Marshall indicated that the US’s experience at such negotiations would make it difficult for the UK to secure a good deal. Wait…what?! Oh Adam…oh  man of little faith. Come on now…give US a chance.  Marshall also added “we’re just getting back into the game of doing this sort of thing after 40 years of doing it via the EU.” Very true.  Marshall also added that it would be best to focus on improving “small practical things” such as custom procedures, rather than a comprehensive trade deal. Yup. Like I said: slowly slowly catchy the monkey.

Earlier in the month-US President Donald Trump said he expected a “powerful” trade deal with the UK to be completed “very quickly.” Ok. Cool. Great. As for me…I expect impeachment hearings to commence shortly and I imagine, that they too, will be completed/over and done with, rather quickly. I live in hope. Mic dropped.

That is all.





Monday/Anything Could Happen/Ellie Goulding

Hello and hi. Happy Monday. Imagine my surprise when I awoke from my deep slumber and actually thought it was Saturday. I mean…uggh. That being said, Happy Monday, everyone. In the words of my girl, Ellie Goulding, ‘Anything Could Happen.’ Yes. Wishing you lot (lot=British slang for: you all/you guys/y’all/everyone…I think you get the point) a happy Monday.

Hope you like the song/video by our Ellie. Am not certain if I like her voice or not…but am willing to give this lovely looking, pixie-voice sounding, lass, a chance. Because that is how I roll. Yup. Hope you like it…




Ellie Goulding/DITW



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Hello and hi. Know much about our Ellie Goulding? No? Yikes. Allow me to educate you, albeit, briefly. Yup. Ellie Goulding is an English singer/songwriter. Quite a lovely looking lass- with a weird, pixie-like, mercurial sort of demeanour and with a voice which emanates a deliberate, thoughtful, woman-girl-child searching for answers. Answers to what exactly…I am not sure. As you can probably guess…I am a fan. But, here’s the thing…sometimes her voice really bugs me. And I have no idea why. I mean…just stop your whining now, Ellie. ‘Adul-ting’ is hard. We all have to do it. Get over yourself, already. Ain’t nobody got time for your soul-filled sadness. Nope. No, no they do not. Truth. Am I being too mean? Good. I could be a lot worse things. Am I right? I think I am. Yup. That being said…

I have included: ‘Dead in the Water’ by our Ellie. It is probably the saddest song in the history of time. I mean…Jesus wept. Not sure if this is a song of sadness or of hope. For real. That being said, I urge you to listen…but if you are having a particularly bad day or feeling a bit down….please DO NOT listen to this song. For real. Seriously…no. Just, no. You will thank me later…I just know it.

As for me, I am my usual optimistic and garrulous self. Please note that I could only listen to this song once. I mean…I am in a good mood…and I want to stay that way. Thank you for understanding. Cheah! Anyway, I hope you like the song. Yes. Yes, I do.






Blair on Brexit II



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Hello and hi. This morning I heard our illustrious (or not) former PM on the radio. This caused me to nearly spit out my tea. I buy expensive tea. Thankfully and luckily, I did not spit out my tea. But I nearly did. So, this happened…

Former PM Tony Blair was on the radio this morning and was giving an interview. I doubt I was the only one who was listening to his interview. Am pretty sure our current PM, the illustrious (or not) Theresa May was listening as well. And most likely, that poor woman, upon hearing the dulcet tones of Blair, was no doubt breathing rather heavily into a paper bag. I mean, I cannot be sure-but am guessing she was. Yes. Yes, I do.

In brief, Blair told the Today programme that one option for Britain included: “staying within a reformed EU.” Wait. What? Nope. “Listen to me now! Look it, look it..”


So, now the former PM is giving the current PM advice? Yikes? You see why our Theresa was breathing slowly into a paper bag? Please tell me you do. And another thing…how is Blair giving an interview? Shouldn’t he be in the Hague? I am asking a serious question here. But I digress. Anyway, Blair made the above statement but indicated that he would NOT disclose conversations he had had in Europe-but insisted that he was not speaking “on a whim.” So, why even comment Tony-if you are not going to reveal the nature of your source? I can’t with you, mate. Nope.

Blair also said that BREXIT will give the UK greater control of its borders. Perhaps. But guess what, Tony? You don’t get to say these things as you are no longer in politics. And besides…you ought to be in the Hague…and not giving interviews. For real.  Anyway, as you can imagine, Blair’s comments did not go down too well with shadow chancellor, John McDonnell who said that Blair “hadn’t really listened to the nature of the debate going on.” Obviously. I mean, I am not even shadow chancellor (nor will I ever be) but even I knew that. I sure did. *places hands in steeple-like position and bows head. Sighs audibly*



According to the BBC website, Blair spoke to the BBC, after he had written/argued in an article for which he had written for his own institute-that there was actually room for compromise on free movement of people. Perhaps. But…I am not in the habit of listening to war criminals. Come on, now. No. No, just no.

In addition, Blair also said that the current in situation in Europe was different when Britain voted to leave the EU, a move he described as “the most serious it’s taken since the Second World War.” Duh. Blair also added that France’s new president, Emmanuel Macron was proposing “far-reaching reforms” for the EU and later added that “Europe itself is now looking at its own reform programme…they will have an inner circle in the EU that will be part of the Eurozone and an outer circle.” Shortly after, presenter Nick Robinson asked for what evidence there was to suggest such a thing-that EU nations would actually compromise on such issues as freedom of movement-but Blair simply replied “I’m not going to disclose conversations I’ve had within Europe, but I’m not saying this literally on the basis of a whim.” Uggh. What are you saying Mr. Blair? Please advise. Blair did add, “They will make reforms that I think will make it much more comfortable for Britain to fit itself in that outer circle.” Maybe. Maybe not.

Meanwhile, I am happy to report, that post-interview, our PM, Theresa May needed to have a strong cup of tea and a lie down too. Why? Because she ‘can’t even’ with Tony Blair. Guess what Mrs. May? I can’t either. Truth.  In the words of the illustrious Beyoncé, ‘what’s worse…looking jealous or crazy?” I think in the case of Tony Blair…he looks both. Truth.

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Blair went on to say that most people in France, Germany and the UK actually supported changes around benefits-in regards to those who come to Europe without a job. He also said regarding this. “I’m not saying these could be negotiated…I’m simply saying if we were looking at this from the point of view of the interests of the country, one option within this negotiation would be Britain staying within a reformed European Union.”

That is all.